A small zoo in Arkansas obtained a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very
difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The
gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male
gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of
Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time zoo worker responsible
for cleaning the animal's cages.
Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample
ability to satisfy a female of any species.
The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby
Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate
with the gorilla for $500.00?
Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept
their offer, but only under four conditions
1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't-a gonna kiss her on the lips."
The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition
2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this."
The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern
Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
4. And last, Bobby Lee said "I'll need another week to
come up with the $500.00" then, I'll
"Git-R-Done!"
