Last Friday I went golfing for the first time this season..it was close to 80 degrees, and a little wind...well I started my round off pretty well..I was hitting the ball well..I was hitting close to 300 yard drives which I was really happy about. but then I had to use my irons...things went well for the first few holes..then all hell broke loose..just like in the cartoons I would go to hit the ball and stick my club dead into the ground right behind the ball..I felt like a complete ass..now granted things get better as the season progresses, but damn that round was dis heartening...I have not had a round like that in a long time..the whole time I was out there I was putting notes on my score card like..."hey dumbass hit the ball" or "And you actually play this game for fun?" I know that my friends will get some cheap chuckle out of this...and they should because I am laughing about this. My total cost for my first round of golf is as follows...$35 for the round, $45 for golf balls, $25 on beer after the round. total? $105 to go out and make an ass of myself.
