My license is missing. It disappeared during my drunken escapades Saturday night. I want to go to the dmv tomorrow but knowing my luck I can't find my birth certificate.
I have no idea what I'm going to do. I guess I'll have to send away to Richmond and get a new one. This blows big floppy donkey dick.
I'm going to bed I guess god forbid I'd be late for the job I'm so honored to have.
