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Dave's blog: "Misc. Crap"

created on 09/15/2006  |  http://fubar.com/misc-crap/b2085

Girlfriend Application

Nope, I didn't write this, but sort of changed a few things and thought it would be fun to see some of the answers... cause... who knows... Your Name: Not that I give a rat's ass (as long as yer legal), but so it IS legal, Age: Because I am too damn lazy to figure it out, Zodiac: Why do you want to be my G/F? What are your hobbies? Are you Twiggy, Slim, Well proportioned, A little meat, Plump, Heavy or Big? Do you like to stay in shape? Favorite bands? Dress or Pants? Skirts or Shorts/Skorts? Thong, Bikini, Granny panties or Commando? Bra or no Bra? What is my best physical Feature? What is YOUR best feature? Do you believe in love at first sight? Do you smoke cigarettes? Do you smoke weed? Do you drink? Do you do any other drugs? Do you like to draw/paint/other art stuff? Favorite movie? Can you cook? Can you clean? Are you religious, if so what religion? Are you spontaneous? Would you rather stay in or go out? How many girls have you had sex with? Threesomes? How long could resist yourself from having sex with me for the first time? Are you any good at sex? Would you like free lessons? What do you feel is the most important part of a relationship? What's the least important thing in a relationship? Are you the jealous type? Why should I pick you? Why would you make a great G/F? What do you like best about me? How would you make me laugh? How happy do you think you'd make me? If I called you at 3 am & wanted to hang out because I was feeling lonely, you would... It's my birthday, you would... How would you show me that you really like me, in person.... Would you take me to a strip club and pay for me if i really wanted to go? Any other things you would like to tell me?
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