Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....If
this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of
humor.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls.
"I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margarita's went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another
9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
"MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock.
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit.
"Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
"
