'If 'JERKING OFF' was a crime....I'd be on Death Row !'







NEWSFLASH !!!!!!!


ABSOLUTELY NO ANIMALS , DESK CLERKS , or GREEN PARTY candidates , WERE HARMED DURING THE MAKING OF THIS FUBAR PAGE !!! (although I did personally stub my toe once, while getting up for a Strawberry/Banana LaYogurt snack).



Now, this is My FUBAR page, totally DEVOTED to the GREATEST thing ever given to MANkind : WOMEN. I want this page to be a SHRINE to the BEAUTY of the DIVINE FEMALE FORM. If YOU are ON this page, then in MY eyes, YOU are truly DIVINE ! PLEASE join my page and add to its' beauty, by adding YOUR beauty !



And YES, I admit it ! I am OBSESSED with beautiful WOMEN ! They RULE my days and my nights. I WORSHIP the ground they gently walk on, these LOVELY, CURVY gifts given to mankind. OH, the JOY ! The BEAUTY ! The sheer DELIGHT ! (the over-acting !)



Seen on my page here, submitted for your approval, are some DELICIOUS samples of stately woman-ness, that I am lucky to know, have known, and will hope to know.....SIGH.....





Actually, I'm not on here to meet with anyone 'in person'. Not my thing. My social life is doing just fine. I would like to make lots of SEXY ONLINE lady-friends, though.










But most of all.......




PLEASE No DIVAS, no DRAMA, no STORIES, no WHINING, no HATE, just sexy FUN, okay ?