There once was a postman who had delivered the mail to the same
neighborhood and the same route for over 35 years. This was to be his
last day before he retired. He neared the last house on the route,
which happened to be the home of Judy, a married woman with a somewhat
questionable reputation. As he walked up the steps to the front door,
Judy greeted him in a very sexy red teddy with lace. "Is this your last
day, postman?" She asked in a low and sultry voice. He could barely nod
his reply. "Y-yes, I am retiring today." He managed to stammer. "Well,
come in for a minute won't you?" And how could he refuse? They spent
hours in heated sex. After wards, Judy fixed him a breakfast of steak
and eggs, hash browns, the works. And then as the postman was dressing
and getting ready to leave, Judy handed him a farewell card, in which
he found 5 dollars. At this point, the postman gave her a somewhat
puzzled look and said, "I don't get it, Judy, first you fuck my brains
out, then you cook me a breakfast fit for a king, and then you only
give me 5 dollars??? What's up with that?" "Well." said Judy. "Last
night I told my husband you were retiring, and I asked him what we
should do. He said 'Fuck him, give him 5 dollars.' The breakfast was my
idea."
