THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone
with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently
aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain
with a glorious and all-conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been
through war and doesn't make the same mistakes
twice; takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada ,
self-preserving but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes like Tibet , wildly beautiful, with
a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only
those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for
spiritual knowledge visit there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and at least 70, a man is like Iran , ruled by a dick
