J LL WR R's blog: "funny stuff i find or come upon"

I know we haven't known each other for that long and I really shouldn't be asking you for this, but I want it so bad! Don't get me wrong it's just that I haven't had it for a long time. I could already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft and wet. No one has to know about this, I'm desperate, and your help will be very grateful. You must think I have a lot of nerve asking you for this but I can feel my tongue around it sucking all the juice out until there's no more left, this has been on my mind all day long and I hope I'm not being forward but can I have a piece of gum?

Daily Horoscope: Libra For June 21,2007 A certain comment really stings, but when you think about it, you have to admit that it wasn't necessarily malicious. It's just that this person didn't know how to put it. Dont take it to heart this is just how they feel right now. Well thats nice to know cause for a while I felt very upset and hurt and wasent really sure how to deal with the issue kinda strange how the things happen to be right at the perfect time dont it? Well my thinking on this one is ** IF YOU DONT HAVE ANYTHING NOCE TO SAY THEN JUST KISS MY ASS AND DONT SAY SHIT TO ME ** there I said it many want to say it but usually dont well I just did so if you read this and you can think of something you said that could of hurt someone you better say sorry or karma willslap you in the face sooner or later.. figured i would warn ya,, aslo if i know you and you did this to me.. you might wanna think about makeing it up to me and fast casue im not to happy with you right now,, :) have a nice day ressa..

Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside. Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins. Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. Full name: What you call your child when you're mad at him. Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word. Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid. Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. Look out: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it. Prenatal: When your life was still somewhat your own. Preprared childbirth: A contradiction in terms. Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it. Show off: A child who is more talented than yours. Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it. Storeroom: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything. Temper tantrums: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children. Top bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies. Two-minute warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises. Verbal: Able to whine in words Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house. Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge."

Your Birthdate: October 5

You have many talents, and you are great at sharing those talents with others. Most people would be jealous of your clever intellect, but you're just too likeable to elicit jealousy. Progressive and original, you're usually thinking up cutting edge ideas. Quick witted and fast thinking, you have difficulty finding new challenges. Your strength: Your superhuman brainpower Your weakness: Your susceptibility to boredom Your power color: Tangerine Your power symbol: Ace Your power month: May

Greed:	Very Low
Gluttony:	Very Low
Wrath:	Medium
Sloth:	Low
Envy:	Low
Lust:	Medium
Pride:	Very Low

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