Billy Bob Gates
Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders..
Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle..
Occasionally you'd bring up a window that was covered with duct Tape and a Hefty Bag..
Dialog boxes would give you the choice of Ahh-ight or Naaaaa..
Instead of ta-da the opening sound would be dueling banjos..
The Recycle Bin in Winders would be an outhouse..
Whenever you pulled up the sound player you'd hear a digitized drunken redneck yelling Free bird!
Instead of Start Me Up the Winders theme song would be Sweet Home Alabama..
PowerPoint would be named ParPawnt..
Microsoft's programming tools would be Vishul Basic and Bishul C++..
Winders logo would incorporate the Confederate Flag..
Microsoft Word would be just that: one word..
Instead of latte carts we'd have grits carts..
Instead of VP, Microsoft big shots would be called "Cuz"..
Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am..
Microsoft Office replaced with Micrasawft Henhouse..
Four words: Daisy Duke Screen Saver..
Well, the first thing you know, old Bill's a billionaire..
Speadsheet software would include examples to inventory dead cars in your front yard..
Flight Simulator replaced by Tractor Pull Simulator..
Microsoft CEO: Bubba Gates..
Instead of asking "where do you want to go today? it's more like Hey mister, can I ketch a ridein the back?
Free eraser to erase the scribbble marks off the screen when using the NotePad..
New Shutdown wav: Y'all come back now, Yah hear?
