Keep your computer safe and read up on the latest viruses going around out there!
Monica Lewinsky virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer..
Ronald Reagan virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored..
Mike Tyson virus - Quits after one byte..
Oprah Winfrey virus - Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB..
Lorena Bobbit virus - Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy..
Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus - Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them..
Ellen Degeneres virus - Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC..
Titanic virus - Makes your whole computer go down..
Disney virus - Everything in the computer goes Goofy..
Prozac virus - Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care..
Sharon Stone virus - Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there..
Tim Allen virus - Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact..
Woody Allen virus - Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card..
Saddam Hussein virus - Won't let you into any of your programs..
Tonya Harding virus - Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons..
George Michael virus - Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess data buildup..
Joey Buttafuoco virus - Only attacks minor files..
X-files virus - All your Icons start shape shifting..
Spice Girl virus - Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop..?
AT&T virus - Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting..
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus - Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back..
Clinton Virus - Your computer keeps going down but the Bible says it's OK..
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