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Fun Times on Hump Day

Sometimes you just need that break in the week that breaks up the first part of it and the last part. I found My break. In fact, think I broke My new toy! Needing to curb the craving of a red ass high in the air begging for some more strikes of My whip, I dressed myself in my Sunday best. Although I can't imagine that my Sunday best would be allowed in any church courtyard. I could just picture the Reverend staring down my cleavage and his wife mumbling 'Harlot' under her breath from the front pew as the bulg in her husbands pants continued to grow. Knowing she had no control over it, and that he would keep the sermon short for obvious reasons was shear delight in My eyes. But that would be another fun endeavor.... I dressed in my best and strutted out to another Hole-in-the-Wall pub on the opposite side of town. I was sure that I wouldn't bump into anyone that knew me there, and if it was a dark enough bar, not many would even know the torment that I was thinking with a sly and evil look on my face. I drove across town plotting, planning and smiling the entire way. I grew more excited knowing that some poor sap would end up at My hands that night and he wouldn't be expecting that his ego would get todded down a touch. Arriving at a grungy looking shack that sat back off the street, I closed, locked up the car, and in turn clacked My way into the Bar in my 4" stilletos and Cuban silk stalkings. The back light that escorted me into this dank bar kept many from seeing my details and most didn't pay much heed until I walked past and My perfume emanated into the room. I actually found this quite amusing, considering I was not wearing a typical perfume. I enjoy oils and so it was a custom blend that was given to Me by one of My favorite boy toys (thank you bitchboy I still wear it*winks*). Heads turned and they noise in the room died down as their eyes adjusted to the dim lighting and My heels continued to clack across the cement floor to a stool at the back ind of the bar. I knew, as this is a typical place, that before I sat down, the bartender was providing me with a drink courtesy of someone at the bar or even themselves. "Merlot," I requested. I lit up a cigarette and watched the TV in front of Me, complete dis concerned with what was actually on it. It took only about 5 minutes before I was approached. I smelled the leather before it even got to Me and his boots thudded against the floor cause the vibration to tantalize Me through the bar stool. "You look a bit out of place young lady," a deep voice uttered as he took seat next to Me. I didn't turn My head, but answered with My quippy sense of humor, "and you look over dressed. But if you were undressed, you be much more out of place here than you would be in My chambers." Taking a long draw on my cigarette and sipping My wine, I heard him chuckle to himself. "A smart woman who knows what she wants, intriguing and unusual." I looked over and give him a quirky sly grin. "You have NO idea," and returned to watching what played in front of me on the TV. "Can I buy You a drink, " he asked. "No," I snapped. His shocked looked was amusing and in turn the hand that ran free from My cigarette found his crotch and squeezed aggressively. He jumped and I chuckled keeping a firm hold on the family jewels. "You can follow Me though." "Where to?" he asked. "Either you will or you won't. If you do, then know I will turn your world upside down, if you don't know that you will always question yourself and wonder what you missed." I crushed out my cigarette, and sipped down the rest of the wine. I chuckled to myself and looked at My watch. I thought to Myself, "15 minutes, not a bad record for getting a blind puppy dog to follow Me to My heaven and their hell." Grabbing my hand bag and sliding from the stool, My heels started down the aisle and behind me, the boots of a biker and His leather jacket followed very close behind Me to the parking lot. I knew I had what I needed to curb the hunger and the craving to get Me through the rest of the week. A new toy to play with, and the evening had just started. Come over to My place and see more at www.ladyvelvetnoir.com
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