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Caty's blog: "The Sagas"

created on 01/08/2007  |  http://fubar.com/the-sagas/b42402

Freya's Necklace

Have you my friends heard how Freya got her necklace the Brisingamen? You havent well let me tell you the Saga! Once Freya was on one of her many journeys she takes among the nine worlds. She made her camp for the nite being far from any city town or village. After she settled in for the nite she kept hearing this damn noise a tap tap tap. So she decides enough is enough I have to shut this thing up! So she follows the sound and it leads her to a cave. hmm she thinks lest see whats inside so into invisable mode she goes! And she soon sees four drawfs working on a jewerly forge! woot shes thinks time to get a new bobble or two so she magiclay apears before them. These guys are the brothers Brisings Dvalin,Alfrigg,Grer, and Berling.Well they were dirty nasty but realy very handsome for drawfs! So Freya appears and says who are you to dare disturbe my sleep!Natualy the brothers are in shock and fear for they damn well know who is standing before them! Freya! Goddess of the Vanir who by some account was dressed only in her fur boots and a short skirt and nothing else!well thats the word on the street my friends! They sturtter and tell her why your Mighty one we are makeing a necklace .Well Freya sees it and demands to have it after she pays for it of cousre. The Dwafs by now have come to there senses and tell her our price dear Goddess is for you to become our wife! What the hell she thinks. Now boys im a Goddess not some drawf maidnen! they look in horror not knowing whats on her mind! Shes says I wont marry you fine fellows but I will take each of you for a nite! Woot yes she agread to have her sexy way with them now some also claim she did them all at once! Wel the deal is stuck and the necklace is finished and ecah brother gets his nite! hey do ya think im writeing porn here guys ? No details! gigles well any ways she did make the boys all get clean and nice which they totaly dreaded a bath for a drawf???? the horror! well any ways they all cleand up nice and pretty. Well after her week of pleasure she heads home to Asgard.But and yeah always a but none other than Loki spoted her leaveng so he goes in and asks hey guys what did Freya get?Well mighty Loki they say she got a new magical necklace! Wow what she pay boys my old lady might like one to.Well they all full of there selfs and not thinking tell Loki why she had each of us for her pleasure! hm goes Loki and tells them well that aint my cup of tea boys but he does buy the wifey a new necklace. But he beats feet to Asgard as fast as he can to beat Freya back. Well he soon tells of her drawf orgy! ahd the Gods are mighty pissed of a Goddess doing it with drawfs! Soon Freya returns and is given a very cold reception! Ok folks out with it seeing the Gods glare at her and the Goddess's snicker at her! Odin soon says what price did you pay for that thing! Pfft she says A nite of pleasure! They all go into a fit and Freya says now wait a minute I know none of you are free from sex with some one other than ya mate! And she begins to name names!Soon Loki cant stand it any more and howls in laughter ! The Gods seeing and hearing this finaly relize hes done it again and chase old Loki from the hall! And that my friends is how Freya got her Necklace!
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