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Caty's blog: "The Sagas"

created on 01/08/2007  |  http://fubar.com/the-sagas/b42402

Baldar's Death

Well now some of you might not know it but the Gods can be injured maimed and yes Killed!Wow well here my freinds is the Saga of the God Baldar's death. Baladr is the son of Odin and Frigga and by all a counts the biggest hottie in all the nine worlds every woman alive wanted to be with him! and every male wanted to be his best friend!In other words he was HOT! But one nite as he was sleeping he had this werid dream. So he went to his Mom Frigga and said Mom I had this weird dream and in it I get killed! So Frigga says dont worry sweetie ill take care of it. So she asks every being every thing God Giant even that trickster Loki agreed to never ever kill Baldar!But yep here comes the but she forgot the Misteltoe that grows on the oak ! Opps and you guess it Loki saw this and put it back in his schemeing brain! Well Frigga calls all the Gods together and annouces that NOTHING CAN HARM OR KILL BALDAR! Well natualy the Gods gotta try this out so they do there best to kill Baldar and no matter what they try daa nothing works!So this becomes the hottest drinking game in the nine worlds try and kill Baldar after getting totaly trashed! Ok Baldar has a brother Holdar the god of the Night who somehow became blind.So Loki was hanging round watching the Gods try to kill Baldar and he says hey guys check out my new toy .Oh what ya got Loki I call it a dart that puny little thing whats it do?See ya toss it at stuff and try to hit it! Well Loki being the schemer he is soon gets asked hey Loki try and kill Baldar with that thing! Me na but tell ya what you con Holdar into trying ill buy the next round!Now the Gods thought this was a hoot! Blind Holdar hitting any thing was to funny natualy he missed every time! Then Loki says well tell ya what let me guide Holdars hand here.Opps yep next throw the dart hits Baldar and opps Baldar falls over dead! Well in a rage they kill Holdar and Nana Baldars wife throws herself on to Baldars furneral fire and Thor in a rage tosses a drawf in the fire! But when they calim down they relize Ono it was Loki ! So they hunted him down and finaly caught him and chained him up but yep heres the but!They hung a posionious snake over him!Now Loki's wife asked if she could catch the poision in a bowl sure they say and knowing she has to change it now and then Loki is in great pain! Well They decided to ask Hella Goddess of the land of the dead who btw is Lokis Daughter! Can we get Baldar hmm back ya know.Sure she says just everyone and every thing must show REMORSE! Well this was just before they caught up to Loki.So they went and asked and every thing and one showed remorse. Except one very old Giantess who said no way he killed my husband! well they went to Hella and told her and she said nope deal busted! So Baldar sits with Hella and rules the Land of the dead.Till he gets Reborn after Ragnarok ! Side bar now the Old Giantess was none other than the shape shifting LOKI! So that is why she realy said no! And thats the Saga of Baldar's Death.
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