AIGHT, SO ST.PATRICKS DAY I GOT KIDNAPPED BY A HOT CHICK WHO WAS AT MY BAR. SHE TOOK ME DOWN TO SOMEWHERE IN FLORIDA, PRETTY SURE IT'S KEYWEST, OR SOMEWHERE CLOSE BY. REALLY HAVEN'T BOTHERED CHECKING CAUSE I DON'T CARE. ALL I KNOW IS SHE HAS HOT FRIENDS, BUT THE CREEPY CREEPY OLD PEOPLE AND MUSCLE HEAD CUBAN DUDES IN SPEEDO'S ARE STARTING TO CREEP ME OUT. CAN'T GET A NORMAL DRINK TO SAVE MY LIFE EITHER. IT'S ALL FRUITY AND COLORFUL WITH NO WHISKEY IN SITE. HERE'S A FUNNY VID MY FRIEND SHAUN SENT ME. ENJOY IT. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND LONGING FOR A SHOT OF JACK.
ON THE ROAD, READ THE SIGNS.
