Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how
important their children are. The first one tells her friends, "My son
is a priest.
When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father." The second
Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into
a room, people say, 'Your Grace.'" The third Catholic woman says
smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a
Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence.'"
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first
three women give her this subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is
gorgeous, 6'2," hard bodied, well hung, and a male stripper. Whenever he
walks into a room, women say, "My God...."
