A muslim was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London . After
the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked
for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The
flight attendant then asked the muslim if he would like a drink. He
replied in disgust, 'I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores
than let liquor touch my lips.' The Irishman then handed his drink
back to the attendant and said, 'Me, too. I didn't realize we had a
choice.'
