Over 14,436,407 people are on fubar. What are you waiting for?

fan-icon bling-icon send-drink-icon poke-icon pm-icon
Points: 28,654,578

Stats for May 22

view all
Rates Views Tooltips
0 0 0 0
Completed Points
31 Year Old · Female · Invited by: 610163 · Joined on February 7, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on April 24th · 4 different people have a crush on me!
31 Year Old · Female · Invited by: 610163 · Joined on February 7, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on April 24th · 4 different people have a crush on me!

First off I am really 22 years old even though I get mistaken for my age Do not ask me what I do for fun or what are you doing or what you up too cuz it does get annoying. Do not tell me that your horny cuz I really don't need to know that. Please DONT bring any drama to me i dont need that nonsense and dont tell me these sad little stories cuz i dont need to hear it I do not have a cam I am NOT planning to get one and using it. Please dont ask me what im wearing....one more thing dont ask me for any nsfw pics and nude pics cause i aint that type of a person so dont ask!!

*I go by Nessa*big and curvy*2 tattoos*have an southern accent*4'11 and happy to be short*I went to college to be a chef, but im a college drop out*I am a Rocker not a Goth*Juggalette*music cooking my friends are my life*Not gonna change for anyone of who I am*dont care of what everyone thinks of me*not fake*nice*caring*honest*either love me or hate me i dont*Not a weirdo*live my life the the fullest cause you never know whats gonna happen tomorrow*funniest person*

31 Year Old · Female · Invited by: 610163 · Joined on February 7, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on April 24th · 4 different people have a crush on me!

myspace layouts

myspace layouts

Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Juggalo: Call your parents "Mom" or "Dad."
Friend: Has never seen you cry.
Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on.
Friend: Asks you for your number.
Juggalo: Asks you for their number.
Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd.
Juggalo: Always has your back.
Friend: Runs for help in a fight.
Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help.
Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail.
Juggalo: Will be sittin' right next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!"
Friend: Will help you move out of a house.
Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house.
Friend: Bums you a cigarette
Juggalo: Bums you his last pack
Friend: Is there when you need them
Juggalo: Is there even when you dont need them
Friend: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet
Juggalo: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morning
Friend: Hides you from the cops
Juggalo: Is probably the reason the cops are after you in the first place
Friend: Lets you make an ass out of yourself in public
Juggalo: Is up there with you making an ass out of themselves too
Friend: Likes you cause your always doing stupid shit
Juggalo: Loves you even though you do stupid shit
Friend: Is shocked to find out your actually gay
Juggalo: Already knew but really could care less
Friend: Doesn't tell anyone if you kill the guy who tried to kill you
Juggalo: Helped you kill that asshole
Friend: Comes with you to your moms funeral
Juggalo: Cries with you at your moms funeral
Friend: Tells you when his parents doesnt want him to hangout with you any more
Juggalo: Laughs in his parents faces for saying that
Friends: Fade
Juggalos: Are 4 Ever
From Juggalo To Juggalo/juggalette

JUGGALO FRIENDS: are the reason you have no FAYGO.

NORMAL FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
JUGGALO FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

NORMAL FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
JUGGALO FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

NORMAL FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
JUGGALO FRIENDS: cry with you.

NORMAL FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
JUGGALO FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

NORMALFRIENDS: know a few things about you.
JUGGALO FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.


NORMAL FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
JUGGALO FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

NORMAL FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
JUGGALO FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HERE BITCH!WHERE'S THE FAYGO????!!!"

NORMAL FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
JUGGALO FRIENDS: Are for life.

NORMAL FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
JUGGALO FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."

NORMAL FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
JUGGALO FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.

NORMAL FRIENDS: Would ignore this.

Latest Status

Activity Feed

This member is viewable by:everyone
user.php' rendered in 3.8491 seconds on machine '189'.