Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington DC. 20591
Dear Sirs,
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings,
and at the same time getting our airline industry back
on its feet.
Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to
look at naked women we should replace all of our female
flight attendants with strippers.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of
seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman
in this country would start flying again in hope of
seeing a naked woman. Hijackings would end and the
airline industry would have record sales.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do
everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
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Blind Wal-Mart clerk
A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her
grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get
so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A
Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark shades.
She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about
this rod and reel?"
He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop
it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to
know about it from the sound it makes.
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with
a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all
around combination; and it's on sale this week for only
$20.00."
She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just
by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take
it!"
As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind.
At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes
there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who
tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the
only person around.
The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50
please. "
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't
you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00?
How did you get $34.50?"
He replies,"Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but
the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."
