I just thought of a few little stupid annoying things. Some might take offense but hey can't please everyone. It's only 3 so chill.
#3 huh? what? I don't know? all used in one line (that's just plain annoying. say one not all 3 at once.)
#2 I bite... not hard though tee hee... (ok where to begin with this? is it suppose to be cute? Not sure you're just making a fool out of yourself.)
and the most irritating thing
#1 Guns go bang! (no shit?! next you'll be saying dogs go woof or cows go moo how retarded do you have to be to say guns go bang? seriously)