normal: [adj.] 1. Neurotically unable to think outside the conventions imposed by others. 2. A dull and unimaginative person. See "killjoy", "lemming", "stick-in-the-mud", "wet blanket", "mundane"


About Me

I'm here to meet new people and find a little entertainment. I flirt, get goofy, and have an all around good time. This does not mean I want to hook up with you, your girlfriend, you and your girlfriend, cyber or have cam sex. Otay?

All that being said... if ya wanna, please feel free to read on! lol

I'm a full time mom and a part time geek who likes meet new people. I consider myself fun loving, fairly tolerant, semi-intelligent, oddly comedic, and regularly non-PC. I have a skewed perception of things that allows me to see humor where others may not and I can definitely say I am my own person.

I've always been into sci-fi and fantasy books and I'll watch almost any type of movie. When I had time I would paint, draw, sketch, sculpt you know all that artsy, crafty crap. I still enjoy video games and play my xbox on occasion. I listen to almost every type of music (as can be seen in my eclectic and ever changing playlist located somewhere on this profile). I regularly attend the Greater St. Louis Renaissance Faire and Central Missouri Renaissance Faire. If you catch me there I'm usually garbed from head to toe and hanging out at a pirate pub. I enjoy shooting pool (even though I generally suck at it), having a few drinks and a lot of laughs. I'm an easy person to get along with and I'm not easily offended.





Things I Am Guilty Of

pointing and making fun of a friend who did some outrageously klutzy thing * plotting against those who desperately called out for a practical joke * wearing toe rings * playing "who has the grossest picture/video" via email * watching porn * crying when Ol' Yeller died * thinking The Duke is the kewlest cowboy ever * playing in the dirt * flirting * enjoying Disney movies * favoring bawdy faire music and singing along * hating shoes * being honest to a fault * throwing caution to the wind * wearing glasses, but rarely in my pictures * putting my foot in my mouth * deleting all those "Don't delete" emails * staying up too late * asking inappropriate/personal questions * having a kink or two * smoking cigars when out with the girls * going back to a friends house to play quarters when the bar closes early * freezing a friends underwear * bluffing so well I win the hand with a pair of twos * not being normal