A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
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>> Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an
>> amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the
>> mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing
>> to try it out.
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>> Both said they were very much in favor of it.
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>> The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining
>> that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever
>> experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine
>> and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
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>> The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.
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>> The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the
>> husband's
>> blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
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>> At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued
>> to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the
>> wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the
>> pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain,
>> and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.
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>> When they got home they found the UPS man dead on the porch.
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