Little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm,
his mother asks if he did his chores. "Not yet," he replies. His mother tells
him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he
goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and
he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. After all the
chores are done he goes in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in
my cereal?" he asks. "Well, his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you
don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any
bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't
getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the
cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a
smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I"
