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It was a beautiful day out the sun was shining, the windows were down and i was driving fast. The wind was whipping threw my hair when i looked up and noticed my normally perfectly trimmed eyebrows were suddenly Sasquatch like...

I realize Ive been avoiding getting my eyebrows done because of a certain situation...

I cheated on my hairdresser......

you see my hair dresser and eyebrow lady work at the same salon who is also one of my customers.. I have been using these ladies for over 8 years with out once cheating..

Cheating on your hairdresser or eyebrow lady is not wise.. they tend to seek revenge after you come back. It wasnt really my fault and im not sure how to tell her without having one side of my head shaved off for being honest.. You see Jeff's sister is a hair cutter and has been asking me when i would let her cut my hair and since im trying to get in I decided to allow her to do it.. Ive regretted cheating ever since...

SO last week as im driving with my cheating hair cut and notice my eyebrows are almost forming a uni brow I decide to cheat once more...

I go to some "spa" in a mall (first mistake) and ask the lady if she has time to wax my eyebrows.. (second mistake). My friend is with me and says ill come watch which im thinking is weird cause normally i dint enjoy people watching me wax things.. so we all three crowd into this tiny "waxing room" where i proceed to tell the woman how i want my eyebrows to look... She applied the thin layer of wax on to my eyebrow, places the strip of cloth over and starts rubbing it on.. this is where i usually bring up my eyebrow cause i know im about to feel pain.. she rips!!! My friend gasps... (third mistake) She says to the waxer do you have a mirror, the waxer hands me one.

.i have a pencil thin line for an eyebrow.. I scream... what the hell!!! I look up at the waxer and notice her thick eyebrows that have no shape and i think to myself Karma just bit you in the ass!!!!!!

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