Xx Dirty Pretty xX aka Kitten's blog: "Exsanguination"

I only eat Heinz Ketchup. 

I am claustrophobic 

I also suffer from lollypopguildophobia.

I will give you a minute to google it.

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good? ok!

I only eat fish in the form of sticks.

I rarely drink alcohol. 

I am addicted to hair dye, it's like a bad drug. 

I have a bucket list, and haven't yet completed anything on it. 

I probably never will. 

I am very untalented. 

I just have no talent. 

I am a nerd 

I am 'mathlexic'

Every time I go to the doctor, I think they will kill me. 

I lost my dad in 2008 & will never get over it. 

I fall for 'As seen on TV products'.

I only like raw vegetables unless it's corn. 

I am afraid to have sex because I don't want to get pregnant.

I have crushes on fictional characters .... TV boyfriends are dreamy.

I have a real life boyfriend that I have been with for almost 3 years. 

We act like a married couple. 

Drag Queens inspire me.

I still have security blankets. They will never leave me.

I am socially awkward & avoid hanging out with people.

While watching Jeopardy I yell out answers even when it's wrong.

I try to buy peoples affection. It never works.

I actually only have 1 friend offline. & I like to keep it that way.

I can eat jellied cranberry sauce out of the can with any meal. 

If you made it this far, congratulations.