Wishful Wednesday FuEngaged to MS FCKING's blog: "Thoughtful Thursday"

Random Dude
12:52
Hey can i ask you something a bit random?

Me
12:55
sure, only if I get to ask something first
12:55Random Dude is now known as Random Dude.


Random Dude
12:56
sure why not...

Me
12:56
who is this?

Random Dude
12:56
a random person from the internet
my turn?

Me
12:57
sure

Random Dude
12:57
im having cell phone issues... i have a sprint rumor LG and its not charging... it only says its charging for about 10 seconds and then it stops.....
so would that be the charger?
any idea of how to fix it?

Me
12:58
wow that is random... it's probably your battery
well does it say battery full?
or does it just stop

Random Dude
12:58
no that battery is completely and utterl dead
pretty much it just stops... like... the first bar blinks for about 10 seconds and then poof

Me
12:59
hmmm I would think it was the battery
it almost always is

Random Dude
12:59
i tired my other battery that had for my older phone and im getting the same issue
tried*

Me
1:00
could be the phone itself them

Random Dude
1:00
tried

Me
1:00
then*
you might want to take it in

Random Dude
1:00
but but but but but but but but
i did that already
like before

Me
1:00
and what did they say

Random Dude
1:00
i dont think they will give me another one

Me
1:01
if it's a defect with the phone they should

Random Dude
1:02
yeah i guess.... ugh i just hope it isnt the phone.... if i went to a sprint store or whatever and asked them to try a charger on it would they?

Me
1:02
yeah
they should
I have verizon and they have awesome tech support
so can I ask another question?

Random Dude
1:02
sure why not

Me
1:03
How did you get my screen name? I just find this all very weird

Random Dude
1:04
lol yeah i guess it is isnt it... i really dont know where i got your screen name... the screen name im on right now is like 4 years old and you are only on the "recent" group, so you could be anyone

Me
1:04
lol ok

Random Dude
1:04
xanga? myspace? random chat? no idea

Me
1:04
palace?

Random Dude
1:04
palace? dont know about that lol....

Me
1:04
lol
trying to think what I was on 4 years ago
lol
-shrugs-
oh well
hi by the way

Random Dude
1:05
lol yeah hi
actualllllyyy depending on how old you are, i might have an idea
are you atleast above 20?

Me
1:05
yes
I'm 21

Random Dude
1:05
30?
ohhh
only 21
...
thats harder then haha

Me
1:06
how old are you?

Random Dude
1:06
im 19

Me
1:06
lol what would be a theory

Random Dude
1:06
...? an idea?
im confused

Me
1:07
you said you had an idea

Random Dude
1:07
ohhhh
well if you were a geezer id say your probably a friend of my moms that she talked to on my screen name

Me
1:07
hahahaha

Random Dude
1:08
yep yep yep

Me
1:08
no I doubt it

Random Dude
1:08
maybe, are you a lesbian?

Me
1:08
no I'm not

Random Dude
1:08
bisexual atleast?

Me
1:08
no

Random Dude
1:08
well then nah she probably didnt talk to you

Me
1:08
your mom is a lesbian?

Random Dude
1:09
yep yep yep

Me
1:09
thats gotta be weird having your mom talking to lesbian lovers on your aim

Random Dude
1:09
especially 4 years ago... >_>

Me
1:09
what state are you from?

Random Dude
1:09
florida

Me
1:10
did you ever do yahoo groups?
I'm from PA

Random Dude
1:10
ummm yeah i think so, dont remember many of them but one i was in was for people with or effected by Achromatopsia
i think my yahoo was like... darkemotions2012

Me
1:11
I did like good charlotte ones
it was sent to my aol sn
thats why I was asking

Random Dude
1:11
oh yeah right
i knew that
...haha

Me
1:11
lol
I used to go into chat rooms but they were philadelphia ones

Random Dude
1:12
ohh.... i used to always make one called The Bored Room if that rings any bells...

Me
1:12
it does
actually
I was bored a lot back then

Random Dude
1:13
lol well then maybe thats it then

Me
1:13
maybe

Random Dude
1:14
SO after this lovely conversation... wanna buy me a charger on ebay? only 5 bucks

Me
1:14
haha I think you'd be better off taking it to the sprint store

Random Dude
1:14
yeah maybe i dont know
wouldnt be such a big deal if i could drive haha

Me
1:15
why can't you drive?

Random Dude
1:15
visually fucked

Me
1:16
that sucks
get a ride?

Random Dude
1:16
pretty much
ummm... i live with a bunch of procrastinating self absorbed assholes
called my family
its going to be awhile

Me
1:16
that sucks

Random Dude
1:17
pretty much
SO how are you???!?!?!?

Me
1:18
I'm fabulous how about you?

Random Dude
1:18
im bored, hungry, and annoyed

Me
1:18
and visually fucked
don't forget that

Random Dude
1:18
lol of course

Me
1:19
Here to help

Random Dude
1:19
obviously
SO what did you do today?!?!?!?!1

Me
1:20
well I went to the corner, and went to the grocery store. bought some things for my triplets I just had 4 weeks ago... I'm a virgin so you figure that one out. Then I came home and cooked dinner and now I'm watching Romeo + Juliet. yourself?

Random Dude
1:21
wow

Me
1:21
you did wow?
that game is addicting I hear

Random Dude
1:21
ummm i sat around and throw my phone at the wall
lol no
umm

Me
1:22
maybe thats why it's not charging

Random Dude
1:22
triplets?

Me
1:22
yes, 3...

Random Dude
1:22
i said visually fucked not mentally...
so umm why? how?

Me
1:22
well you still had to read what I said

Random Dude
1:22
adopted?

Me
1:23
Well I named them Jesus 1, Jesus 2, and Jesus 2. I'm pretty sure I'm the new virgin mary... but my mom just wants me committed.
Jesus 3*

Random Dude
1:24
i should IM you more often obviously...

Me
1:24
obviously
unless your mom decides to hit on me
then we might have a problem.

Random Dude
1:25
nah im guessing you would like it

Me
1:25
nah probably not
so what is your name?

Random Dude
1:25
Jesus 4

Me
1:26
HOLY SHIT!
how did you survive the toilet ride?

Random Dude
1:26
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
magical powers?

Me
1:27
just like my dildo

Random Dude
1:28
is your goal to say something so random i have no idea how to respond so that i stop IMing you? or is this just how you make conversation?

Me
1:29
I'm conversing... replying with truths that reflect the conversation... that is how it is done is it not. You're fun to talk to you... I enjoy you Jesus 4

Random Dude
1:30
lmao.... im getting a familiar vibe here... are you the same person that was saying something about extreme acne on your ass cheeks and something about shitting in your grandmas mouth?
and THEN you sent me some fucked up picture of a old lady eating feces....

Me
1:31
hahahahaha no I'm not thats just gross
and sad
I guess the woman ran out of cat food

Random Dude
1:32
lololol
you just have the same smartass sarcasticness she had
she was amusing

Me
1:32
lol

Random Dude
1:32
scary... but amusing

Me
1:33
I aim to please

Random Dude
1:33
im sure

Me
1:33


Random Dude
1:34
so your 21? where do you live again??

Me
1:34
I'm from Pennsylvania

Random Dude
1:34
from as in live now or from as in used to live there

Me
1:35
I lived there 4 years ago
I now live in Texas

Random Dude
1:35
hmm texas.... thats not too far from florida! do you have any problem with buying someone thats underage alcohol??

Me
1:37
it's illegal, why?

Random Dude
1:38
just wondering...
obviously

Me
1:38
lol

Random Dude
1:39
if i said i was madly in love with you and would be your bestest friend forever would that make it "legal"?
.... damn

Me
1:41
only if we were married... thats texas law

Random Dude
1:41
lmao? well hell if you can get me a steady supply ill marrry you

Me
1:41
my children need a step father
but that would be odd having a father named Jesus 4 when they are 1=1-3*
1-3*

Random Dude
1:43
Nah its texas isnt it?

Me
1:43
that it is

Random Dude
1:44
so whats YOUR name? mary right?

Me
1:45
no Marie

Random Dude
1:46
of course...

Me
1:46
lol
no actually it's Scarlett

Random Dude
1:46
are you serious? if you are thats a pretty nifty name....
almost as nifty as mine

Me
1:47
almost as nifty as jesus?
I doubt it

Random Dude
1:49
poop, i guess your right

Me
1:50
lol
unless that isn't your real name

Random Dude
1:51
yeah... my real name is MUCH more nifty
its James

Me
1:53
that is much more nifty
I'm jealous

Random Dude
1:53
you should be
whats the chances of you knowing anyone in florida thats giving away free kittens?

Me
1:55
rare I'd say
unless you're looking for sluts giving away free pussy

Random Dude
1:56
that works too
...assuming the pussy is a cat

Me
1:57
it could be

Random Dude
1:57
....wow scary images
well i can see your interest in talking is fading haha, ill bother you some other time
goodnight

Me
1:59
oh sorry my friend IMed me

Random Dude
2:00
its okay, im not really sure of what to talk about anyway

Me
2:00
me either

Random Dude
2:00
lol well this conversation is going to go far

Me
2:00
oh yes I can see it now
I hope you get your phone fixed

Random Dude
2:03
lol? i didnt think you were much of the nice, wishing well kind of person

Me
2:03
lol ok well I hope the free pussy gives you an std?
better?

Random Dude
2:04
lol not really
i hope it starts working too
haha

Me
2:04
lol

Random Dude
2:05
i licked the battery and its all electricy and i licked the pat in the phone where the battery goes and its all electricy and then i licked the charger part and so is it
i dont see the problem
it should be charging
right???
maybe i should lick the outlet
>_>

Me
2:07
maybe
try that
and get back to me
oh and video tape it
and it's better if you don't wear shoes

Random Dude
2:08
lol

Me
2:09

I try to help

Random Dude
2:11
obviouslllyyy

Me
2:11
:D