"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
"Get your facts straight before you start talking about your stripper aunt and baking soda."
-a thread on IMDB.com
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
"Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway."
-Eric Idle
"There was a part of me
That I lost when I was seventeen
I can't get back
The innocence I gave to scenes
In between Jersey plays
Was just an act"
-Life Is Not A Waiting Room by Senses Fail
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
-Johnny, Dirty Dancing
"Holy crap, where did you get this book? The Devil is attracted to radishes? What does that mean? Like sexually? Oh thats disgusting where do they get that?"
-The Devil, Reaper
"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb."
-twilight.
"I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen" - Lloyd Dobler, Say Anything