Over 16,536,396 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
My hotel room is literally yards from the pool area.
Altho thats a nice perk, also I am exposed to the culmination of guests noise.
These burgoise white middle class people with thier high pitch hyper-active squealing munchkins, that dont even acknowledge their parents presense when they make their feable attempt at convincing them to keep their siezure inducing frequency at a level that is respectable to the nieghboring roomies.
Five hispanic kids, which were out there before even the others, were just fine until the other kids showed up and then of course as kids do, they kind of followed suit and started getting a little rowdy.
Within about 2 mins, the Dad appears on the patio,.....now I know a little spanish, but I couldnt make out this ricky ricardo tongue-rumbling rant, but it was short, concise, deliberate, and quite effective....cause these kids aint made a peep in a half hour lol. And theyre having just as much fun as they were, theyre not moping around all butthurt either.
Whats hilarious, is Im watching this white guy with this "who farted" crinkled look on his face, whispering with his wife, undoubtedly trying to sort out if Jose`(my new anonymous hero) was addressing their kids as well.
Even the brady bunch littles are kind of hovering, slowly trying to get back into their unruly cacaphony, but with apprehension, ironically now kind of monitoring their parents gestures, as if waiting for some sort of signal to say "oh....that doesnt apply to you guys, carry on" hahahahahahaaaa
I just thought Id put my thoughts into writing, because I keep seeing this pattern out here, enough where its almost a statistic, and I think it deserved some commendation.
