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EPISODE 1

WHEN LIFE THROWS YOU A CURVEBALL

As we all know life can be crazy, but you can't tell me that all that craziness doesn't make life the more worth while. I want to tell you a story about my crush and the curveball destiny threw me.

It was a gorgeous summer day and I was at work by my lonesome thinking of my one and only true love.... lets call him Dante. It was about 12:30pm and i was on my second to last room for the day as i was bringing the laundry out of the room I saw him the beautiful Dante that flirted with me everytime I went to the bar. He was leaving a double room and went to his car and left. I was saddened that I didn't get to flirt with him a little. So I go back in the room i'm workin in to finish cleaning after about 15 minutes I leave the room to move on to the next and I see another gentleman leave the room Dante left from... Hmm I think to myself that's a little odd I push the thought a side and enter the room. I looks untouched no bathroom linen is used only ONE BED is messed up and I think to myself oh dear.... Well they were probably cold or something.(Yes I am making up excuses) So i get to cleaning i vacuum change the linens the I go to empty the trash and my soul shatters. I fine a TON if used comdoms *yeah two dudes used that many condoms and no females came out and the only used ONE BED* and i'm grosssed out and saddened. From that day on I never went to Dante the bartender (and I still don't to this day) NOT BECAUSE HE WAS BOOTY BUMPIN WITH A DUDE! But because its too awkward cuz I know and he don't know I know and he ain't come out yet!

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