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CUZ WE LYKE 2 PARTY!
Life can be so crazy at times but that's what makes it worth liviing all the unexpected twists and turns :).
So it was another busy day at work and what was about to happen i was soooo not ready for. It was my first room of the day and that sucker was TRASHED! Someone had a party in this room.... A party i wasn't ready for!!!!! When I walked into this room it stunk to high heaven like alcohol and ass! I was totally disgusted. There was enough beer bottles on the floor to swim in! So i grab a bag and start throwing stuff in (yes my hands are gloved I DONT PLAY). As i make my way deeper in the room i start to notice how much PORN was on the floor. Asian Tranny's 3, Asian D*** girls 2, Anal Asian Fantasies, and many more. I think to myself.... wow good luck with that. I finish picking up the floor and go to the bathroom. OMG you don't wanna know how gross that was and i don't want to remember it either. so i finish the bathroom completely disgusted and go to the bed..... What do i find?! 3 think ass dildos on it and an empty bottle of lube!!!! OMFG i get my boss to get those off cuz i was not going to touch those gloved or not. Then i pull back the comforter....... O.o there was S*** everywhere! no wonder it smelled like ass. But here is the worse part.... My gloved hand has S*** on it from where it had touched the sheets.... So I leave and my boss finishes the room.... WORST ROOM EVER.
NOTE: If you do this in a room please don't think you won't get found out.
SIDE NOTE: DUDE that did this if ur on fubar.... that was gross and i don't appreciate it!
WHEN LIFE THROWS YOU A CURVEBALL
As we all know life can be crazy, but you can't tell me that all that craziness doesn't make life the more worth while. I want to tell you a story about my crush and the curveball destiny threw me.
It was a gorgeous summer day and I was at work by my lonesome thinking of my one and only true love.... lets call him Dante. It was about 12:30pm and i was on my second to last room for the day as i was bringing the laundry out of the room I saw him the beautiful Dante that flirted with me everytime I went to the bar. He was leaving a double room and went to his car and left. I was saddened that I didn't get to flirt with him a little. So I go back in the room i'm workin in to finish cleaning after about 15 minutes I leave the room to move on to the next and I see another gentleman leave the room Dante left from... Hmm I think to myself that's a little odd I push the thought a side and enter the room. I looks untouched no bathroom linen is used only ONE BED is messed up and I think to myself oh dear.... Well they were probably cold or something.(Yes I am making up excuses) So i get to cleaning i vacuum change the linens the I go to empty the trash and my soul shatters. I fine a TON if used comdoms *yeah two dudes used that many condoms and no females came out and the only used ONE BED* and i'm grosssed out and saddened. From that day on I never went to Dante the bartender (and I still don't to this day) NOT BECAUSE HE WAS BOOTY BUMPIN WITH A DUDE! But because its too awkward cuz I know and he don't know I know and he ain't come out yet!
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