Einstein's Theory
Einstein's birthday is March 14. He would now be 127. Few people
remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal,
after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.
He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed.
He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts,
the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be
known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.
Oh be quiet - - - I didn't write this. I just forwarded it!
