> A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date
or
> any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something
wrong
> with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well
known
> Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
>
> Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all
your
> crose."
>
> The woman did as she was told.
>
> "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room."
>
> Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK,
now
> craw reery, reery fass back to me."
>
> As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly.
>
> "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever
see.
> Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
>
> The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary
> Disease?"
>
> Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your
face
> look Ed Zachary like your ass."
