So I'm out with my friend Timmah tonight. We're hanging out for the first time and we're eating at Red Lobster. I'm drinking my Cherry Coke and having a good time chillaxin' and eating good grub with my bomb ass diggity friend. I finish drinking my Cherry Coke and get all excited because I see cherries on the bottom of my glass and I say to Tim "They put cherries in my bottom!!!!!!!" Cos I was just so excited it came out wrong. I think I have officially taken the cake for dumbass hall of fame in a fancy restaurant. Hands down. Let alone my horrible snorty laughter made itself known several times tonight when we saw Role Models. Embarassing stories needed. Please feel free to share? :s
