Wicked's blog: "Crazy Canadian Driving"

So I have come up with a few possiblities why I hate driving on thursdays. Driving alot on thursdays i tend to notice. a. I hate people b. I should own all roadways in Alberta c. my middle finger tends to get stuck in the upright position pinned to my drivers side window e. I hit every single yellow light f. Oh I got pulled over by the police cause someone belived the beat up van i drive was theirs. g. Apparently its seniors day everywhere so they are all out driving under the speed limit. h. No matter what station I switch to the song sucks. i. Apparently text messaging while driving is not as smart as I thought it was. m. looking over at the guy who just cut into your lane and hes not only text messaging but hes trying to do it hidden so no one else realizes hes an idiot. o. nobody understands my rules of the road....if your going to do the speed limit stay out of the left lane. p. Please do not drive right beside the person in the lane beside you not realizing that their is 20 cars behind you waiting to speed. q. do not apply mascara while driving....your not that talented... Oh and on that note... Never ever give an undercover police officer the finger while your slamming on your horn and motioning to him to move over or you will run him down. It tends to get you pulled over and fined........