A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his
glass in the air, pulls out his pistol,
and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't
need to drink with the Same one twice."
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
beer, throws into the air, pulls out his AK-47,
and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses
that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her
beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the
air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar,and calling
for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many
illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.
