1. When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?
LAST NIGHT, WHILE WATCHING LAW AND ORDER:CI THAT DUDE SO DESERVED TO GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE FOR BEING A FUCK UP!!
2. Do hugs make you feel better?
NO, THEY USUALLY MAKE ME FEEL LIKE CRAP BECAUSE APPARENTLY I SUCK AT HUGGING.
3. Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
YUP, COMFY AS FUCK IF THE FLOOR ISN'T DISGUSTING.
4. Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
BEFORE.
5. What did you do today?
SLEPT ILL 2, WENT TO BILO RENTED SOME MOVIES AND BOUGHT SOME BEER, RAN IN TO ASHLEE, WENT HOME ATE DRANK, WATCHING MOVIES...
6. Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower?
ONCE OR TWICE, BUT ONLY DUE TO LACK OF TIME.
7. Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time?
YEAH, I CAN'T MANAGE ONE, LET ALONE 3.
10. Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?
PERMANENT, BUT PLAYING THE FILED IS SORTA WORKING FOR NOW.
11. What is your favorite sport?
PORN.
12. What color is your shower curtain?
WHITEGRAYBLUEYELLOWGREENPURPLETHEFUCKIFIKNOW.....
13. Have you ever had stitches?
37 AND COUNTING.
14. How long ago did you hug someone?
HUGGED ASHLEE AT BILO.
15. Do you believe that boys/girls have cooties?
STD'S ARE NASTY.
16. Do you know how to use chop sticks?
YEAH, RIGHT AND LEFT HANDED.
17. Lyrics stuck in your head?
NEIL DIAMOND RULES!!!
18. Do you like the Red Socks or the Yankees?
RED SOX, CAUSE THEY WIN!!!
19. What are you doing tomorrow?
POSSIBLY GETTING MY DRIVERS LICENSE.
20. Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of?
NOT GOING TO SAY..
21. Have you ever given money to a homeless person?
YEAH, THEY ARE THE ONLY FUCKERS WITH EXACT CHANGE.
22. Have you ever ran over an animal?.
BEEN IN A CAR THAT'S HIT A FEW. RACCOONS SCREAM!!!
23. What is your favorite cereal?
FRUITY PEBBLES!!!
24-? 7???
25. What are you doing right at this moment?
DRUNKING!!!!
26. Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced?
WHAT EVER FLIPS THIER SWITCH.
27. Where's your favorite place to be?
THE MOVIE THEATER.
28. What's your favorite song?
TO MANY TO JUST HAVE ONE, CURRENTLY FUN THINGS TO FUCK BY NOFX.
29. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
YES PLEASE.
30. Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
I'M AN EX-NEW YORKER, COURSE I HAVE.
32. Have you ever climbed up a water tower?
YEAH, TAGGERS AND VANDALS, WHITE SOCKS AND SANDALS, DOING AS MANY DRUGS AS WE CAN MOTHER FUCKING HANDLE.
33. Do you dream in black and white?
SOMETIMES.
34. Do you talk in your sleep?
YEAH, SPOUTED OFF THE CURE FOR CANCER AND WORLD PEACE A FEW TIMES, BUT NO ONE HAD A PEN.
35. Do you snore?
I DUNNO, I'M SLEEPING.
36. Do you think about any of your ex's?
A FEW AND ABOUT HOW I CAN NOT MAKE THOSE MISTAKES AGAIN.
39. Ever gotten a mosquito bite on your face?
YEAH, THEY SUCK BAD.
40. What are you afraid of?
BEING FORGOTTEN, SPIDERS, AND FAT CHICKS HAVING SEX WITH CLOWNS.
41. What does the last text message in your inbox say?
WHAT'S UP FUCKER?!?!?
42. Do you like someone?
YEAH.
43. Do they know you like them?
MAYBE, YES, NO, FUCK.....
46. Who's on your mind right now?
WILLIE NELSON....
47. What are you listening to?
WHITE KIDS LOVE HIP HOP!!
48. What's your mobile ringtone?
SKULLS BY THE MISFITS.
49. Need to get something off your chest?
I HATE THE NEW TV SHOW MOMENT OF TRUTH, DANCE OFF SHOWS ARE FUCKING RETARDED, AND NO I DON'T CARE ABOUT OTHER COUNTRIES.
50. How do you feel about your life right now?
DOING GOOD, AND ONLY GETTING BETTER.
