Yea, I tell it like I see it. Sometimes I may have blurred vision. But usually, I am right on target. I figure if you are gonna write you might as well write the truth. Yea, I'm blunt! I am straight to the point. And am a dirty minded feller. I don't wanna lead you down the marriage trail. I wanna lead you to the bedroom and get you out of them pants! If you won't let me do it then some other woman will. It's just the flow of the universe. And I try not to swim upstream. Go with the flow.
Man! I has been having some crazy dreams fer the past few years. I keep seeing a brunett woman in a silver spae suit. The woman claims to be my real mother. She keeps telling me she is from the planet Moron and my father is an earth man named Jocko the Clown. Yea, it freaks me out. This woman claims I am half-earthling and half-moron. She tells me the moron half of me is what makes me so horny. And to think, I thought it was my pecker! Dumass me! I think it is weird to have so many similar dreams. Moron Mama comes to see me in dreams about three times per month. And when I awake I can recall every word in the dream! You reckon it may not be a dream..? Could the woman be real and telling me the truth..? Only time will tell. I reckon.
