A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or
any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong
with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well-known
Chinese sex therapist, Dr.Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off All
your crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw
reery, reery fass to odder side of room. "Again, the woman did as she
was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass
back to me." As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly.
"Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever
see. Dat why you not Haf sex or dates."
The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr.. Chang, What is Ed Zachary
Disease?"
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is
when your face looks Ed Zachary like your ass.
