...when someone that doesn't even have big tits and doesn't even look like a girl puts herself out there and stoners leave her comments saying, "You're so hot!", "I wish I were in the shower with you..", "Quit teasing me and just take the towel off..". This girl has size negative boobs, is a twig, uni-brow, and looks like a male. You know how she makes up for her loss of boobs?... her boyfriend. He has bigger boobs than me! They both know they're not MY friends and Alex is barely even talking to them, showing that he is not interested in them what-so-ever, even though the girl keeps telling me how "in love" she is with him, more than I ever could! Even though we don't get along AT ALL, she still comes to check my profile and sends Alex gifts and nice comments saying she misses him. -_- When the opportunity arrises, I WILL beat the shit out of her and her big titted boy toy for all their stupid shit.
Oh! Almost forgot to throw in this little detail... Her boy toy, not even a boyFRIEND, is SOOO in love with her he'll do ANYTHING for her! She puts him threw SOO much shit, yet he always comes back. Even when she groped Alex when I walked in and her boy toy found out he tried blaming it on ALEX! Because his poor "little sweet angel" would NEVER do a thing like that. -_- *cough*bullshit*cough*
Just to get it through her fucking head, if it even does register in her little mind:
ALEX AND I ARE ENGAGED! HE'LL NEVER GET WITH YOU IN ANY WAY! DON'T TRY GETTING WITH ME JUST TO GET WITH HIM BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TOUCH YOU! ONLY RICHARD WANTS TO DEAL WITH YOUR ANNOYING, MAN-LIKE FEATURES, COTTAGE CHEESE FLAT ASS, FLAT CHESTED, TWIG SELF! GO ON WITH YOUR "HAPPY LIFE", AS YOU PUT IT, AND LEAVE EVERYONE THE FUCK ALONE! THERE'S NO POINT IN YOU LOOKING AT MY PROFILE OR SENDING THINGS TO ALEX, BECAUSE HE JUST DELETES THE MESSAGES ANYWAY WITHOUT READING THEM! I KNOW, BECAUSE I WATCH. HEH POOR YOU. ONLY LOVED BY A FAT, BIG TITTED DUMB FUCK.
She probably keeps looking in my profile to see what all's going on, most likely looking to see if Alex and I broke-up or not so she can just jump right in in a heart beat, and because she's jealous of me. 1) b/c I have Alex, 2) b/c I actually look like a girl and better than her, 3) I actually have a chest, 4) because I don't look like white trash...unlike her.
Oh, and just to make things better, her name is Jessica (Dropped Dead Gorgeous (can't even spell)) Lancaster, and her big titted boy toy is Richard Howell (Wulfpup).
^_^ Hope you enjoyed my ventilation and the knowledge of these 2 idiots. I hope nobody ever comes across the 2 of them in their life because you'll NEVER get rid of them.
