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>
>
> The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for
>
>
>
> Blood plasma.
>
>
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>
> No piece of paper can be folded in half
>
>
>
> more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...~
>
>
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>
>
> Donkeys kill more people annually
>
>
>
> Than plane crashes or shark attacks. (Watch your Ass )
>
>
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>
> You burn more calories sleeping
>
>
>
> than you do watching television.
>
>
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>
> Oak trees do not produce acorns
>
> until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
>
>
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>
>
> The first product to have a bar code
>
>
>
> was Wrigley's gum.
>
>
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>
> The King of Hearts is the only king
>
>
>
> WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
>
>
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>
> American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
>
> by eliminating one (1) olive
>
>
>
> from each salad served in first-class.
>
>
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>
> Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
>
>
>
> (Since Venus is normally associated with women,what does this tell
you!)
> *********************************************************************
>
> Apples, not caffeine,
>
>
>
> are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
>
>
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>
> Most dust particles in your house are made from
>
>
>
> DEAD SKIN!
>
>
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>
>
> The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
>
>
>
> So did the first " Marlboro Man. "
>
>
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>
> Walt Disney was afraid
>
>
>
> OF MICE!
>
>
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>
> PEARLS MELT
>
>
>
> IN VINEGAR!
>
> *********************************************************************
>
> The three most valuable brand names on earth:
>
> Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
>
>
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>
> It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
>
>
>
> but, not downstairs.
>
>
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>
> A duck's quack doesn't echo,
>
>
>
> and no one knows why.
>
>
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>
> Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
>
> be kept at least six (6) feet away from
>
> a toilet to avoid airborne particles
>
> resulting from the flush.
>
>
>
> (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
>
> ***************************************************
>
> Richard Millhouse Nixon
>
>
>
> was the first U.S. president whose name contains all
>
> the letters from the word "criminal."
>
> (who thinks up this stuff???)
>
>
>
> The second?
>
> William Jefferson Clinton
>
>
>
> (Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!!!)
>
> *********************************************************
>
>
>
> And the best for last.....
>
>
>
> Turtles can breathe through their butts.
>
> (I know some people like that, don't YOU?)
