DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish- 49
Aventurous- Slept with everyone
Athletic- No tits
Average looking- Ugly
Beautiful- Pathological liar
Contagious Smile- Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure- On medication
Feminist- Fat
Free spirit- Junkie
Friendship first- Former very *friendly* person
Fun- Annoying
New Age- Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded- Desperate
Outgoing- Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate- Sloppy drunk
Professional- Bitch
Voluptuous- Very Fat
Large frame- Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate- Stalker
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes= No
2. No= Yes
3. Maybe= No
4. We need= I want
5. I am sorry= you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk= you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead= you better not
8. Do what you want= you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset= Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight= is sex all you ever think about?
