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Silverdragons71's blog: "Jokes"

created on 11/01/2006  |  http://fubar.com/jokes/b20335

Another Reason To Drink

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in Water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) -- bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are Consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go Through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink Water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable Information: I'm doing it as a public service
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