As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
Freedom, in Water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end
of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia
coli, (E. coli) -- bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are
Consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or
tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
Through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
Water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable Information:
I'm doing it as a public service