Oh this story will raise some eyebrows…Good Morning and happy Thursday in Hootterville and all subsidiaries. Is there really a Hooterville? How about Mr. Drucker?...no matter… Mandy’s Graduation is in two weeks from this coming Sunday and I can remember when I was changing her diapers…Oh yes the story. Ok on with the story it’s certainly going to rile the flock… The title of the story is: “Diaperless Babies Seen as Earth-Friendly Solution” Oh it gets better. Now this has been an on going fuel for fire of some “Earth-Friendly” people such as former vice president Al Gore…Imagine that. The spelling B champ… The green movement already has declared war on the modern flush toilet, declaring it an "environmental disaster," and has instead pushed waterless "dry" toilets as an earth-friendly solution. Former Vice President Al Gore joined the board of a waterless urinal company late last year to further the dry toilet cause and to help avert what many environmentalists believe is a looming international water crisis. Oh yeah…this man will certainly help any cause…but back to our baby story. As environmentalists celebrate the 34th annual Earth Day, some in the green movement are now advocating "diaper-free" babies to help save the planet. Citing concerns about plastic disposable diapers clogging landfills and the amount of washing and detergents that cloth diapers require, many environmentalists are taking a page from tribal cultures and seeking to eliminate the use of the baby diapers altogether. The green movement is now promoting diaperless babies as a "retro, cutting-edge, environmentally friendly scheme" to mothers throughout the industrialized world
Ok, lets just place junior in the middle of the floor no diapy on…
Ok continue with this bunches claims, oh junior will be fine trust them. "There is a way to have a baby and NOT use diapers," says one website advocating diaperless babies. Parents are urged to get in tune with their infant's body signals and hold babies over toilets, buckets and shrubbery or any other convenient receptacle when nature calls. One advocate suggests bringing a "tight-lidded bucket" along to serve as a waste receptacle when mothers take their babies out in public. I can just see someone gathering up junior and rushing him outside to the nearest bush…OH PLEASE!! Ok, furthermore another study in E-Magazine states that parents can learn to tell when a child has to go by their facial expressions… oh, …I almost can’t type I am laughing so hard… Ok so Junior has this look of a cross between the sun-grins and not liking spinach…What does one do? Well, E-Magazine says: “parents should carry with them a fluxing cloth and I am not real sure I spelled that correctly… It’s not the stuff welder’s use. Ok so this cloth is a flaxing or something thing to soak up, catch…YICK!!!! And take away from junior his …. Oh you got the picture. So I just have to add this that, whom ever wrote these articles never raised a child before! Sometimes little Susie and Puppy-Dog eyes Bobby do not give clues to their bodily functions, function. But, here let’s go a different way for a second, say this works. Say you have Juniors, Susie’s and Bobby’s do-do looks on tap. Ok the call of the wild is upon you and it’s time to grab the cloth, mit what-ever it is out of your purse (for us guys back pocket, oh you don’t want that thing in your lapel pocket, what if someone needed a hankie…YICK!!!!!) So you reach for it, and well, I don’t is it in a plastic baggie? A box? Whatever, and what does one do with the…do-do? I mean I can see being in your own home and rushing him or her to the toilet, but, train station? Amusement park? Oh that kind of gives that park in Sacramento with the no screaming laws a new twist on things, especially when junior decides to drop or spray while people are munching on hotdogs, cotton candy and lord forbid fudge cicles… Oh, I am with the world on yes we have to much waist that does not decompose and is cluttering up the world. But just stop using Pampers and Huggy’s. Use the cloth diaper not the handy wipes. Oh I know this will raise a brow or two, But, I am the messenger of this not the writer…These stories have been rustling around for years on landfills and the Earth Movement, Movements… I say, sure do our part…but do not count on me to determine Juniors grins as when he has to go… I have to go now… NOT THAT!! Just leave and work…So Have yourself a Marvelous Thursday and Tomorrow will be all about Mothers Day…I am Not..,well you know…
A huge hug and a pat or three dozen.
Mart
