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37 Year Old · Female · From Eldorado, IL · fuMarried to: SLAYER FAN R... · Joined on September 18, 2006 · Relationship status: Married · Born on November 22nd · 22 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 20 different people have a crush on me!


I am a happily MARRIED woman.. so if you are only on my page trolling for a female, you are shit out of luck.. No one is going to take me from him... You are sorely mistaken.. Thanks.

Before one goes any further on my page.. One simple thing to know.. If I happen to befriend you, that's fine, I happen to stand up for you against someone's belligerency, that's also fine,but, do not get it in your membrane known as your brain that ,that means immediately. "OMFG!! She wants me!! OMFG!! She thinks I'm the shit!! OMG!! Maybe she'll date me." YOU ARE SADLY MISTAKEN!! It means I am being what most confuse as something other than a FRIEND!! END OF TRANSMISSION on that..Now if you can accept that.. carry on and continue to read.. Thank You!

~ Another thing that needs stated obviously since so many seem to want to CRY about it.. If you manage to make it into my family. don't whine about where I put you.. You made it that far, shouldn't matter where I PUT you... Get over yourself.. that's about the most pettiest thing I've ever heard and it gets old.. I'll put you where I wish you to be or where you have proven yourself to stand.. Enough said..

  • The Ones That I Hold Dear:

  • This man lights up my life to the fullest, he's an amazing person, I love him wholeheartedly & have for seven long years, He completes everything in my life, he is the link that has been missing for so long.. He's my soul mate, my exact match.. He is an extremely intelligent person,not to mention amazing in every aspect.. I couldn't ask for a better person to be in love with... Yes... he feels the same for me.. I love you Steve..My Beloved Husband,My Everything, My Beast....

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  • This is my sisser Jen.. We have been through thick and thin together!! No one is going to ever come in between us.. She is the female equiv. of me.. I love this bish!!I wouldn't trade her for the world. Hella protective of her as well.

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  • This man here. *smh* Won't ever let me give up on anything. no matter how minor it might be.. he'll argue with me till the ends of time.. Till the universe explodes.. he's one of the most genuine people you'll ever meet even though he's overly business minded ( he's a softie underneath it all )This man gives a whole new meaning to being overly protective,but, he'll always be my EWOK!I Love You Christopher Alan!

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  • This little hothead here is truly a sweetie. Don't let him fool you.. He's just overly misunderstood and not appreciated enough!! If people would open their eyes and take a chance, they'd see what I do in this person! He's a rare gem! My Wittle Italiano!:D I Love You Joey!

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  • This man here has been a part of my life for fourteen years. Through ups and downs.. He's been there.. Be it good or Bad..He's a bit worried bout venturing out on his own.. This Mr "badass" (HAHA!!) is a big ole teddy bear. Once he wakes up and realizes it all. he'll get somewhere before it's too late... I'll still own his damned kneecaps before it's over with.. Damned Giant..IFLY PITA**Just a suggestion... I wouldn't mess with my sisser or me or this man here will show the definition of PSYCHOTIC..JFS**

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  • One of the most awesome of people that you will ever meet, no matter what mood you're in, this man here will find a way to cheer you up despite the lengths that it takes.. I am glad that he's a part of my life still to this day. ILU Bobby.

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  • This guy here! I WISH people would stop making him out to be something he is not!! This guy is fucking amazing... He's not a damned sickening creature as people assume. .Get over yourselves..He's pretty damned awesome once you give him the benefit of the doubt and actually is really intelligent despite what others think.. He's a total gem.. He's the type of person that would give the shirt off his back if he knew it would help someone.Don't ever change honey.. These haters will get theirs. You're always gonna be my "Crispy Critter Dustmop!"

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  • *Giggles* I give this guy here the most hell out of anyone.. He has dubbed himself "Crys' personal verbal punching bag".. Dude is fucking crazy. He's pretty damned awesome though, he's pretty easy to get along with, total music fanatic.. YET! Don't let his kindness fool you. He can turn into a royal bastard in no time flat.. "Snakeshit".. He's pretty fucking great though!! Thank you.. don't ever change, ya fucking douchebag.

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    If You Wish To Befriend Me, Then I Suggest You Clearly Read Everything That's Stated On This "About Me" Section.

  • For Starters, the name is Crystal, I am known as "Crys", "Cris", "Wrath", "Hellion Montage", or all and all out "The Diabolical, Evil Red Head."

  • The Pros & Cons:

  • *Pro* Treat me with respect, I'll return the favor.

  • *Con* You lie to me, I'll see through your bullshit, I will instantly block you, no questions asked.

  • *Pro* Intelligence used, you'll keep me as a friend longer.

  • *Con* You bring drama to me, I'll tell you what I really think of you.. I don't need nor want dramatics, I have a teenager... That's enough.

  • *Pro*If you show compassion for others, you're actually a human to me, otherwise, you're cattle like most others and need put out to pasture.

  • *Con* Believing hearsay & rumors and not coming to the person that was accused of saying such things, then you're just as belligerent as the ones that spread the nonsense to begin with.

  • *Pro* Proving you have a backbone, that you're a leader and not a follower, works wonders in my book, you walk to the beat of your own drum.

  • *Con* Asking for NSFW photographic material, that will lead you nowhere with me , into the ignore section you will go ,but, not without being ridiculed for your feeble ideas first.. They have pornographic sites for such things.

  • If you are one of those individuals that tend to prey on people online just to get gratification for yourself in your miserable life out of making others' hell.. You need to go on about your business, this female doesn't play into that charade.

  • Being a spineless, heartless, coward isn't appealing to anyone.. Yes life throws us curveballs all the time, but, you can't let it succumb you, you have to thrive and be the bigger person and strong willed enough to push on, or you'll continue to be a miserable person with nothing but hatred and sadness the rest of your existence.

  • The Details:

  • I am a very unpredictable person.. Expect the unexpected.

  • I am highly opinionated, outspoken ,brutally honest and blunt.

  • Known to be a diabolical Cunt, when needed

  • Highly protective of loved ones and friends.

  • Natural red head with oceanic blue-green eyes,they tend to change with my moods.

  • Mother of a precious little girl

  • Scottish,Irish, English, French, German, Russian, Norwegian,Hungarian,Romanian and Cherokee Indian for my heritage.

  • I can be your BEST Friend or your WORST enemy, You decide which you'd rather see.

  • If You Think You Can Uphold All Of This And Not Cross Over The Line, I'll Consider Befriending You, Take Your Chances, But, Choose WISELY.

    37 Year Old · Female · From Eldorado, IL · fuMarried to: SLAYER FAN R... · Joined on September 18, 2006 · Relationship status: Married · Born on November 22nd · 22 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 20 different people have a crush on me!
  • My musical tastes vary, I am eclectic so to speak.. it all depends on my frame of mind on what I choose to listen to at that precise moment in time.

  • Examples of Mind Frames:

  • Creativity:Metal/Death Metal/Rock

  • OCD: Dance/Pop

  • Helpful: Mixed

  • Work: Classic Oldies, 80s, Rock, Dance

  • Relaxation: Classical, 80s, Mood.
  • Movies
  • I tend to watch whatever peaks my interest, however, I am an avid horror movie freak.. I still yet have to find any that actually scares me to the point of shaking..

  • Few of my Favorite Movies.

  • Hellraiser ( Pinhead intrigues me)

  • Saw ( only for the traps)

  • Anything Stephen King related.

  • The Crow Movies (R.I.P. Brandon Lee, you are sorely missed)

  • The list goes on..... TBC. :)

  • Idols
  • My mother is my idol first and foremost, she's raised two children on her own and successfully raised us both. I love you mother, thank you for everything, I'd be lost without you by my side through everything! You will always be my best and closest friend.

  • My precious daughter, even though she can be a holy terror, she's my world, she lifts me up when I am at my lowest, that little giggle of hers and that smile melts me every single time.. She is my rock in the universe till the ends of time no matter her age.. She'll always be my baby.. I love you Newt!

  • My Extended family are my heart and soul as well..they are there when I need them the most.. I'd be overly lost without all these people in my life, through ups and downs, you all have been there and I couldn't appreciate it more.. So.. Thank you for understanding me, pushing me to the limit, and most of all being there!! You're amazing!!
  • Video Games
  • I Play World Of Warcraft.

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