Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I
soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up
a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself
into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as
Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Going To The Pub 7.5, and Softball 3.6
I
can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my other
favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the
uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
Troubled
User.....
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a
very common problem that men often complain about.
Many people upgrade from
Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and
Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its
Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to
return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge, the program
files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0
because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual
under Warnings: Alimony-Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and
work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application
Yes Dear 2.7 to alleviate your program problems.
The best course of action is
to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the
APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is
a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance! Wife 1.0 does come
with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do
Bills 4.2
However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use
will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 Once this happens, the
only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under
any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is
not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating
system!
Best of Luck
Tech Support