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45 Year Old · Female · From Port Orchard, WA · Invited by: 198400 · Joined on October 8, 2006 · Relationship status: Married · Born on May 18th · 3 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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45 Year Old · Female · From Port Orchard, WA · Invited by: 198400 · Joined on October 8, 2006 · Relationship status: Married · Born on May 18th · 3 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy! Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.





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1102009702nye-keg-stand.jpg You scored as Alcohol. Woooooooooo man. Party on! But you better chill out after you get outta college, cuz you don't want to be an asshole alcoholic; an embarassment to the family. Never drink and drive, and think about the damage alcohol does to your liver.

Marijuana

69%

Alcohol

69%

Cocaine

56%

Mushrooms

56%

Ecstacy

56%

None!

44%

Inhalents

44%



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You Are A Walnut Tree


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You are strange and full of contrasts... the oddball of your group.

You are unrelenting and you have unlimited ambition.

Not always liked but always admired, you are more infamous than famous.

You are aggressive and spontaneous, and your reactions are often unexpected.

A jealous and passionate person, you are difficult in romantic relationships.




45 Year Old · Female · From Port Orchard, WA · Invited by: 198400 · Joined on October 8, 2006 · Relationship status: Married · Born on May 18th · 3 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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I am 69% Asshole/Bitch.
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I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.





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Margarita!

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Your sex life mostly resembles a Margarita – You are passionate and imaginative and you have a very spontaneous sex life. You are likely to do (or have done to you) a lot of things on a whim.


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1112562097Mermaids1.jpg You scored as Mermaid. Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Mermaids are about gentle loving sea people. They are mystical, magical, and extremely dangerous. They have a way about them that brings anyone they are around to seem enchanted. They are very mysterious creatures and to meet one... Would mean certain Death. Let the song of the Sea fill your soul, for you are a Mermaid.

Mermaid

92%

Faerie

75%

Demon

75%

Dragon

58%

WereWolf

42%

Angel

33%

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