HI MY LITTLE WARRIORS! IT IS 9 PM AND I DECIDED TO BRING YOU SOULS OF MISFORTUNE INTO THE WARRIOR'S WORLD. I HAVE BROUGHT THE ENTERPRISE OF ENRAGED GNOMES TO INTERGALACTIC GALAXIES OF THE EAST. I JUST CALLED REGGIE...( MY COKE DEALER ) AND HE IS ON HIS WAY OVER WITH AN 8-BALL FOR YOURS TRULY. SO WHAT WILL THE WARRIOR DO WITH NO COKE FOR 10 MINUTES? I BANGED MY HEAD AGAINST HE WALL AND RAN UP AND DOWN MY HALLWAY FOR A FEW MINUTES THEN I STARTED GOING THROUGH COKE WITHDRAWL. SO I EMPTIED A BOTTLE OF CAFFIENE PILLS AND CRUSHED ABOUT 13 OF THEM UP. I SNORTED ALL 13. WITH ALL THIS ENERGY I DECIDED I WOULD JUST RUN TO REGGIES HOUSE. SO IN TRUE WARRIOR FASHION I THREW ON MY MULTICOLORED PANTIES AND TIED MY COLORFUL TAMPON STRINGS TO MY ARMS. I QUICKLY PAINTED A VAGINA ON MY FACE AND I BROKE DOWN MY DOOR AND STARTED RUNNING 14 MPH TOWARDS REGGIE'S HOUSE. I WAS RUNNING SO FAST AND I WASN'T LOOKING IN FRONT OF ME AND I ENDED UP GETTING RUN OVER BY REGGIE IN HIS CADILLAC. I WAS SO FUCKED UP ON ALL THE PILLS I SNIFFED THAT I JUST GOT UP AND WITH THE STRENGTH OF 17 AMAZON AFRICAN ASIAN ALLIANCES FROM THE POWERS THAT BE I FLIPPED THAT NIGGA'S CAR OVER!!! I STARTED SLAMMING MY HEAD AGAINST HIS CAR AND REALIZED, REGGIE'S GOT MY COKE!!! SO WITH SOME MORE POWER OF NEON RAYS OF LIGHTS OF THE SKIES AND HEAVEN'S ABOVE I FLIPPED HIS CAR BACK AND OVER AND GRABBED MY 8-BALL AND RAN BACK TO MY HOUSE. I DUMPED THE COKE ALL OVER MY COUNTER... I FIGURED A REGULAR STRAW OR A BILL WOULDN'T REALLY DO MUCH SO I USED AN EMPTY TOILET PAPER ROLL AND SNIFFED THE WHOLE 8 BALL IN ONE SHOT...
TO BE CONTINUED !
