My name is the Ultimate Warrior. I have been sent from the almighty gods of the skies therefore I am the masterpiece of God's work. The planets will collide once my menthology of life brings together one's body and soul to unrealistic fortunes. The altitude of the equator will burn the little warriors and mighty demons of your mind. Roses are red violets are blue I am the Ultimate Warrior who the fuck are you? The Smell of an old man's anus brings tears to my eyes and my mouth trembles with fear. I will rule the earth with my golden way's of life to proceed to dominate the elasticity of the fortitude of many thoughts from a 3 legged skunk. Deka, Test, and strings tied around my arms make a man of many questions as I am froms parts unknown to man I write these interviews while I'm on the can. I shake the ropes like a fucking lunatic and all I want is to suck Hulk Hogan's dick. I will bring the power of the Ultimate Warrior to the earth and shake the grounds with the mentality of a giant ice cream sandwich. What the fuck am I talking about and why are you still reading this? You lick ass and grundle for fun. The Warrior will rule the earth and give a guerrilla press to God as I will run the plants together as one whole. FEEL THE POWER!!