I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the
Boss would not allow me to take a leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would
tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny
noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so
that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few
days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and
asked "What are you doing ?"
I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out.
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my
co-worker (the blond) followed me, the Boss asked her
And where do you think you're going?"
( You're gonna love this..... )
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"