Oh, dear! I'm out of cough drops. That's just as well. Now's an excellent time to start living off of food and whatnot. It's just somewhat difficult to eat when one seemingly has a lung perpetually lodged in one's throat. I don't know. Maybe a plunger would work. A new plunger, mind you. We're not going for the whole "used/icky" deal.
P.s.
I'm currently discussing a super personal bit of fluff with one of my online pals. Who woulda thunk it?